🏴☠️ Sponsor & Product Policy – PirateRaccoon.comLast Updated: January 2026Ahoy! If you’re here to discuss treasure, trinkets, or trade routes — welcome aboard. Below are the rules of engagement when contacting the crew of Pirate Raccoon.⸻⚓️ General Terms
• Receipt of a product does not guarantee a review, mention, or appearance of any kind.
• Sending a product without prior agreement does not create an obligation for coverage.
• Reviews, mentions, or sponsored content will occur only when explicitly agreed upon in advance, in writing.
• Products that do appear on the channel may do so at the creator’s sole discretion and only if they fit the channel.
• I do not provide performance metrics, guarantees, or audience analytics as part of sponsorship discussions.⸻📦 Product Return Policy
• If you want an item returned:
• You must provide a prepaid return shipping label in advance.
• You must clearly state the return deadline at the time of the offer.
• Without these conditions, the product is considered a no-strings gift and may be kept, donated, discarded, or used off-camera at the creator’s discretion.⸻🧭 What I Won’t Review
• Scammy gadgets, knockoffs, or anything ethically questionable.
• Crypto, NFTs, or “get-rich-quick” content.
• Any arrangement requiring script approval, mandated talking points, or predetermined opinions.⸻📝 Affiliate Links & Transparency
• Affiliate links may be used when relevant and will be disclosed clearly.
• Products provided free of charge will always be disclosed as such.⸻🧂 Tone & Humor
• Pirate Raccoon is a calm, lightly humorous channel.
• Expect honest impressions, occasional sarcasm, and fair criticism.
• If your product can’t handle that, this may not be the right port.⸻📬 Contact
All business inquiries: [email protected]⸻⚖️ Final WordI value creative control, honest impressions, and clear expectations.
If that works for you, we’ll get along just fine.
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